

that was our journey to the west. on the way, we met a pink pig which we thought was transformed from daniel so we decided to ride on it for the fun of it. but then we realised it was a pink pig demon and demanded 2bucks for riding on it, or threaten to devour us. we paid him but he still chased us around, so we ran for our life and took shelter at angie's house. we were greeted by her extremely active and hyper white horse which kept turning round and round in a clockwise direction, and whoose paws look like chocolate chips. that pig and shifu were so greedy and wanted to rob me of my properties and refused to give me wangwang biscuit. while they were fighting over some cards, the horse joined in to show daniel who's the loudest. upon seeing the monkey god, the horse turned horny and pounced onto her and started licking her lap, which turned her off (but she wasn't turned on in the first place) hurhurhur, i'm the richest! but we still couldn't get our scriptures, so it will to be continued...